♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool but rude ♪
Give me a break!
♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
SPLINTER: Attack.
Whoa!
Cool move, huh?
I learned it from watching you toss pizzas.
Are you all right, Michelangelo?
Just sprinkle some chopped olives on me, and I'll be fine.
Very good, Raphael.
Leonardo, Donatello, your turn.
Wait!
What is it, sensei?
I feel as though we're being watched, somehow.
The rat king?
No. By something
or someone more alien.
No matter.
Continue with your practice, my students.
MAN: At last!
After months of searching the sewers,
I've found the turtles.
Finally, I'll have my revenge on them
for them leaving me in this horrible state.
And not only on the turtles,
but on krang and shredder, as well.
Ohh...
What is it, shredder?
I suddenly felt the presence of someone in the room.
But let us continue.
Our ballast tanks are nearly empty.
And there's not a lot of water at the earth's core.
Nyah nyah nyah nyah!
Did you say something?
No, krang. You did.
Oh, of course.
I was merely testing you.
This is the plan.
I will raise the technodrome
near this underground reservoir
in the city's sewer system.
Then, we'll tap it and fill the tanks.
In the sewers?
That means you'll have to deal with the turtles.
Correction.
That means you'll have to deal with the turtles.
I'll consider it a pleasure.
Excellent.
All my enemies will be in one place.
The perfect opportunity for revenge.
But first, I need to completely re-enter this dimension.
And to do it, I'll need a few gigavolts of electricity.
This spire gets struck by lightning
in every electrical storm.
I simply must be patient.
Phew. I needed that.
Ha ha ha!
It worked.
I'm back in this dimension again.
What did you want to show us, Donatello?
I just built a gamma ray sonar tracker.
It'll help us keep tabs on the technodrome's movements.
Terrific, Donatello.
You're a total techno-turtle!
So, like, what's this gizmo?
No, Michelangelo, don't touch that--
whoa!
Switch.
Oh, man!
How did I get from there to here?
Courtesy of my latest invention--
the retro-catapult.
[BEEPS]
What's going on?
The technodrome is moving.
It's headed for the surface.
Looks like it's headed for the 9th street reservoir.
Hi, guys. Am I interrupting anything?
No, only the end of civilization as we know it.
Oh, let me guess--
shredder and krang are up to something?
You got that right. And what they're up to
is the alluvial layer of subsoil.
English translation?
Yeah, the technodrome's about to bust
through the earth's crust.
Come on, turtles. The fate of the world depends on us!
Don't you wish you could deliver
lines like that with a straight face?
[ENGINES STOP]
SHREDDER: What's wrong? Why are we stopping?
KRANG: That's as close as we can get
to the surface with the power we have.
You'll have to use the transport modules
to bore holes into the water storage tanks.
I'll get rocksteady and bebop,
and we'll leave right away.
Not those 2 buffoons!
They always manage to foul things up.
Not this time.
They're taking one of those self-improvement courses
on videotape.
What's it on,
low-impact stupidity?
Remember, anger is counter-productive
don't get mad.
Just get the job done.
Turn your enemy into your friend--
your pal.
Ah, gee, I feel mellower already
just listening to this.
Hey, dummy, watch what you're doing!
Oh, zip it, wimp!
Wimp?
I ought to make pork chops out of you!
Just repeat to yourself, "I am in control.
I am in control."
And you will be.
BOTH: I am in control.
SHREDDER: Rocksteady. Bebop.
Get your freeze rays and come here. Now!
I guess shredder's in control.
So, what else is new?
This is the underground reservoir
that the technodrome seems to be heading for.
Well, what do you suppose krang
and shredder want with all that water?
Maybe they're planning on giving rocksteady and bebop a bath.
Nah.
This reporter's going to look around.
Don't wander too far.
Don't worry. What could happen down here?
April O'Neill!
What better way to launch my revenge against the turtles
than kidnapping their closest friend?
Gee guys, this is really boring.
I wish something would happ--
you wish something would what, April?
Yeah, you really got to learn to finish your sentences.
She's gone!
April! Where are you?
MICHELANGELO: Yo, April!
Where'd you split to?
Help!
Mmm! Help!
You might as well cooperate.
It's useless to struggle.
Oh, no, you don't.
I want the turtles to find us--
but not just yet.
[BEEPS]
Whatever it is, it's got April.
Come on, turtles!
Yeah. It's the green good guys to the rescue.
Oh, now what? An earthquake?
No, wrong, dude.
It's a shredder-quake.
Quick! Take cover!
Well, rocksteady.
You once, you've brought the module up in the right place.
Gee, thanks, boss.
It must've been them self-improvement tapes I've been listening to.
Ok, shredder.
What have you done with April?
The turtles!
Where'd they come from?
I take it back.
Coming up in this spot was a stupid idea.
Freeze them!
So, like, next time,
how about we clobber them first,
and then ask questions.
Just who are you,
and what do you want from me?
From you? Nothing.
You are merely the honey to lure the turtles
into my flytrap.
Well, it isn't going to work.
That's precisely what shredder used to tell me.
But this time, I will be revenged!
Ha ha ha!
I should have known he'd be a friend of shredder's.
When those turtles breathe this gas,
it'll be all over for them. Ha ha!
Come on out, shellbacks,
and get fitted for ice overcoats.
Man, those guys really frost me.
Me, too. I think it's time
we heated things up a little.
What? Oh!
Aah! Hey!
Ok, let's get 'em.
ALL: Turtle power!
Whoa! Ow!
I can't see a blasted thing.
Retreat!
Pretty slick getaway.
One thing's for sure--
turtle tootsies weren't made for ice.
We've got to find April before shredder returns.
Maybe I can pick up her turtlecom signal.
[BEEPS]
There!
It's coming from that passageway.
Everything is going perfectly.
Soon, the turtles will be my prisoners,
and then I'll...
I'll...
I don't know what I'll do.
But I know they'll hate it.
[SQUEAKS]
Found it, dudes.
That's April's turtlecom, all right.
Oh, she must have dropped it.
Or someone made her drop it.
We've got to keep searching.
[SQUEAKING]
There sure are a lot of rats around
all of a sudden.
No duh.
And where there's rats, there's...
ALL: The rat king!
You may address me as your royal highness.
Will you settle for your royal pain?
And why are you turtles intruding in my kingdom?
Do you wish to battle my army of loyal rats?
We're looking for April O'Neill.
She's been kidnapped.
Ah, April O'Neill. Ha ha ha.
I remember her.
She had very pretty fur--
I mean, hair.
I suppose you want my help.
Right now, we'd take about anything.
All right. Follow me.
Hey, do you really trust his royal wackiness?
Do we have a choice?
Hurry with that equipment.
We must drain the water before the turtles return.
Right, boss.
Yeowch!
Why, you clumsy creep!
Why, I ought to--
now, now.
Remember what the tape said.
You got to control your temper...Pal.
Ooh, I am in control.
I am in control...
Buddy.
Hurry and attach that equipment!
You're wasting valuable time!
Carefully!
One slip, and we'll be washed away
by 10 million gallons of water.
Don't turn on the water till I tell you, old pal.
Right, old buddy.
Wha--!
Stop! Get me down!
Turn off the water!
Get down from there, you pinhead!
Whoa!
Oof!
[BUZZING]
What?
I recognize that sound.
Quickly! Take cover!
Just as I thought--
Baxter stockman.
Hmm. He might come in handy.
My fly sense tells me that shredder and his mutants
are here somewhere.
What?
You two hold him.
So, we meet again, shredder.
Prepare to taste my revenge.
Pretty corny dialogue, ain't it?
Hey, what do you expect
from somebody who washes his face with his elbows?
Release him at once.
Baxter, I'm terribly hurt.
Why would you want revenge on me? I'm your friend.
Oh, no, you don't. That's how you fooled me the last time.
Baxter, you wound me deeply.
Why, I look upon you as a son.
A extremely weird-looking son.
That's right, I'm a freak.
And it's all your fault.
You and those blasted turtles.
I can help you, Baxter.
I'll take you back to the technodrome
where you can be made normal again.
You'd do that for me?
Of course.
In return, all I ask is that
you help me trap the turtles.
I've a fly feeling I'll regret this, but I'll do it.
You've made a wise choice, Baxter.
Now, let's talk turtles, shall we?
Ugh. This is the third tunnel we've checked,
and still no sign of April.
Even the rat king seems to have given up.
Wrong. Don't despair, turtles.
My royal rats and I are on the job.
I can't tell you how reassuring that is.
Yeah. It, like, gives me turtle bumps all over.
[SQUEAKING]
Excellent work, Mickey.
ALL: Mickey:
We all have our role models.
Our search is ended.
Your friend April O'Neill is being held captive
in the old 7th street subway station. Ha ha.
Follow me.
DONATELLO: I can't believe
we're trusting a guy who talks to rats.
Oh, you mean like we do with master splinter?
And there is your miss O'Neill,
just as promised.
Oh, wow! Am I glad to see you.
April, are you ok?
I'll be fine now that you fellas are here.
How'd you find me?
The rat king helped us.
Your highness, I guess we owe you--
he's gone!
Split city!
I wonder where he could have gone.
Alas, turtles,
I fear you will never learn that.
Shredder!
Oh, swell. We've traded one rat for another.
But you're not the one who grabbed me.
No, my dear. It was I, Baxter the fly.
Baxter! The fly!
These old subway stations always have such a great echo.
Yes, and now that I have you turtles in my sticky grasp,
revenge is mine!
Blast them with the freeze guns!
ROCKSTEADY: Right, boss.
No, no! They're mine!
Aah! It's gas!
[ALL COUGHING]
Oh, what noxious vapor is that, Baxter?
A deadly concoction I injected
into the gas line.
We'd better get away before it affects us, too!
In a few minutes, the turtles will be no more!
There, shredder. I've kept my end of the bargain.
Now, it's your turn.
I promise I'll have you
human again in no time, Baxter.
Or as close to it as you were before.
Got to stop that gas.
April, are you all right?
I'm ok.
But that fly character doesn't like you boys very much, does he?
Trust me, the feeling is mutual.
Let's go get him.
April, you'd better stay here.
It could be dangerous.
I knew he'd say that.
Stay here, and miss the story of the century?
No way! I'm coming with you.
I knew she'd say that!
What's taking so long?
Nothing.
We're ready to return to the technodrome.
And then, I'll be turned back into a human, right?
Of course, Baxter.
Have I ever broken my word before?
Sure, boss.
Remember the time you--
shut up. I didn't ask you.
Ooh, hurry up, will you?
I can't hold this much longer, pal.
All right, good buddy.
Yow!
You'll pay for that, hog breath!
Remember to control yourself.
Right now, I'm controlling this 2x4,
and I'm going to wrap it
around your ugly pal head!
[GRUNTS]
Stop it, you fools!
You'll damage the module.
He started it.
I did not, he did.
Never mind. Just fix that valve rig.
I'll deal with you two
when we get back to the technodrome.
LEONARDO: Hold it right there, shredder!
Your flight has been canceled.
The turtles! What does it take to stop you?
Whatever it is, you ain't got it.
We'll discuss it some other time.
DONATELLO: They're getting away!
Gee, what a smooth getaway.
[WARNING SIREN]
Something's gone haywire.
I knew it!
You damaged the guiding sensors when you were fighting.
Well, at least we can shut down this water drain.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
APRIL: Look out!
Now, there's something you don't see everyday--
a runaway module.
ALL: Ahh! Yow!
ALL: Whoa!
RAPHAEL: It's turning the place into Swiss cheese!
Bummer. Why couldn't it be mozzarella?
The whole thing is going to collapse!
I'll stop it!
Whoa, way to go, dude!
Ride 'em, turtle boy!
If I can just get to a fuel line...
Got it!
This is all your fault, pork nose!
Oh, yeah? You was the one
who clobbered that sensor.
DONATELLO: We can't shut off the valve!
Do something, shredder!
Baxter, will you buzz off?
Better yet,
you'll make a wonderful specimen
for a high school science project.
Look! The freeze ray!
It's turning all the water into ice.
Ha ha. I got a crazy idea.
Let's get out of here!
The reservoir's going to blow!
Oh, no!
Au revoir, reservoir.
What's happening?
The entire place is coming down!
Run, you mutant morons!
ALL: Ow! Oof!
Hey, who invited him?
Ain't you heard?
There's flies at every picnic!
What's that?
It sounds like a transport module.
Gee, I always wanted one of them automatic ice makers.
Personally, I like the kind you can shut off.
Well, shredder, there's another scheme of yours
down the tubes.
It's not a total loss, krang.
Look who I brought to work for us--
the most brilliant scientific mind since Einstein.
With him on our side, the world is our oyster.
Hmm.
I prefer my seafood without flies.
Ok, that's the final insult!
You'll two will be sorry you ever started up with Baxter stockman!
My, my. Quite an exit.
I've a feeling we haven't seen the last
of that brilliant but bothersome half-man, half-insect.
And so, the reservoir was saved?
That's right, sensei.
It didn't lose more than a few thousand gallons.
And, as good citizens, we've even fixed
a few drips while we were there.
Whoa...
Ohh...
What's wrong, Michelangelo?
Oh, my tender bod is severely bruised from that battle.
Applying cold to an injury is a centuries-old cure.
Hey, fantabuloso idea, master.
I'll just slap a cold slice of pizza
on my boo-boos.
Oh, no, not more ice!
Ouch!
Oh! Oh!
That ice really works.
Yeah. A minute ago, he could barely move,
and now he's dancing.
[ALL LAUGHING]
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